Jihyo: I’m going out for a while. While I’m gone, make sure she doesn’t get into trouble. Nayeon: No…

Jihyo: I’m going out for a while. While I’m gone, make sure she doesn’t get into trouble.

Nayeon: No problemo.

Jihyo: I couldn’t have been more clearly talking to Tzuyu.

Mina’s search history: How to grow 6 more arms Mina’s search history: Things with 8 arms Mina’s…

Mina’s search history: How to grow 6 more arms

Mina’s search history: Things with 8 arms

Mina’s search history: Octopus

Mina’s search history: How to be an octopus

Mina’s search history: How to slap 8 people at once

Nayeon: Cheewy ^_^ [pinches tzuyu’s cheeks and dimple] Tzuyu: Ew dont touch me if you wanna live,…

Nayeon: Cheewy ^_^ [pinches tzuyu’s cheeks and dimple]

Tzuyu: Ew dont touch me if you wanna live, woman

{Later at 3 am}

Tzuyu: Chae, She actually pinched my cheek UwU does she thinks I’m cute ?? I think she’s cute too, did she take my comment wrong? i thought she likes tough girls. I’m sorry rabbit girl T_T

Chae: Would you shut the fuck up please? We get it you have skinny love for her

Nayeon: Dating is so hard. Why can’t I meet any nice guys? Sometimes I swear it’d be easier to just…

Nayeon: Dating is so hard. Why can’t I meet any nice guys? Sometimes I swear it’d be easier to just start dating women.

Sana: [Bursts through the wall] My lesbian senses are tingling.

Nayeon: Hypothetical question but if Seulgi and I were, let’s say, having some fun times, and…

Nayeon: Hypothetical question but if Seulgi and I were, let’s say, having some fun times, and someone else in Red Velvet heard about it…

Nayeon: How screwed would I be?

{Doorbell rings}

Chaeyoung: [Looks through peephole] Why is Irene outside our house holding a shotgun?